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Entries have closed for the first round of the Caption Contest, meaning that voting is open to decide the winner! As well as this, a new picture is up! So, if you're feeling creative, go submit a caption now!
Pointlessness, contests, no entries?! Oh my! Oh dearies.. you have shocked me to my pointless core! THREE ENTRIES?! Obviously some of you went bungee jumping and came back enlightened.. (enlightened is the enemy of pointlessness, just so you know) because this one of the worst turnouts ever!! I am sad. Do you want to see me sad?! Do you want to see me ANGRY?! Obviously some people don't.. as Janvix was the first to answer correctly (and the first anywho) and won a Beautifully Wrapped Present (some guy said it was pointless! He tricked me..), and breakthemoon was the pointless random winner! Oh yeah.. the correct answer was Credo! All hail! She made up the guide to fosteringness! Wooooo! And guess whut?!?! DOUBLE TEH PRIZESSSSS!!!!!! So pointless, so fun.. And you might be wondering why I haven't yelled - WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE?! Go go go!
Lots of people entered the Mystery Picture this week and of those entrants almost all of them were correct! Yay for smarty-pants TNOers! Who were the winners? Jenypher and Sky! (Sky, are you sure that you don't belong in TBW with Jen?) Great job girls! Moving right along... as some of you know I am going on a trip today and won't be back until the 8th. I will be unable to update the Pic so this will be a two-week long round ending on the 11th!
Aha, I see that Maraqua holds no secrets for you guys. This week’s winner is Janvix and she wins a Kora. As for the rest of you are you ready for another round of the NEOPETS TRIVIA?! Venture into the wild then step right up to submit your answers
Lily proved herself to be a true space cadet in the last round of anagram fun, winning herself a lucky neocola token and a rather lovely trophy too! Reckon you can do as well as her? Grab your snorkel and flippers because we're going under the sea with an underwater theme! I'm sure you'll all do swimmingly, go on, dive in!
The wait is over! Leah and I are proud to announce that the Petpet Adoption Agency has finally re-opened! Our halls are filled with various petpets for your neopet, from the sweet and quiet to the evil and scheming! Please pay us a visit and hopefully one will be going home with you! Pop on by and send in a request!
I have a hunch that Emma and Sarabeth have been studying up on Neopets images! Do you know why? Because they won the last round of the Mystery Picture! Girls, don't you know that it's Summer? You're not supposed to study! But hey, I guess it's worth it because you get sweet prizes! Do you want a cool prize too? Of course you do! So enter the Mystery Pic!
The winner of last week’s trivia is… Cinnamon who wins a JADE STAFF. Great job! Hmmm… I should try and find harder questions XD. However, in the meantime are you ready to have another go at the NEOPETS TRIVIA!!! Refresh your neopian history then step right up to submit your answers
Woweee! I found out today that you can't buy pointless stick anymore It is frowned upon! Some people think pointless sticks are not worhty in society because they are pointless. That is teh point! (haha) Oh wells. I will have to make do and mend! I will make my own pointless stick! So the correct answer for last week's was hints for his location, or postcards - BUT after some investigation I found that on the Meet Billopan page it says he gives answer for contests, which is essentially the same thing, so congrats to Kookykoala123 who was first to get it right and won a Spooky Trick or Treat Bag, and Snuglow was the pointless random winner! This week is DOUBLE TEH PRIZE!! Again!! Double the pointlessness So what are you waiting for?! It's so pointless it's pointless not to try and win some pointless! Why you still here?! Go go go!
Last week Kaie showed herself to be a true blumaroo fan winning herself a lovely little blumaroo trinket from Anagram Fun! We're moving on to a new exciting round, and this time we're going intergalactic with a cosmic space theme! Kreludor, Virtupets, it's all covered, so put on your space suit and head on over. It's out of this world!
It seems that this past round of the Mystery Picture was quite a head-scratcher! I managed to trick quite a few of you. Muahahaha! But some people managed to avoid my sneaky trap and submitted the correct answer. Horseluvers4life and Panther_puma, for example! Congrats! Will you be confused by the next mystery?
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It is frowned upon! Some people think pointless sticks are not worhty in society because they are pointless. That is teh point! (haha) Oh wells. I will have to make do and mend! I will make my own pointless stick! So the correct answer for last week's was hints for his location, or postcards - BUT after some investigation I found that on the Meet Billopan page it says he gives answer for contests, which is essentially the same thing, so congrats to Kookykoala123 who was first to get it right and won a Spooky Trick or Treat Bag, and Snuglow was the pointless random winner! This week is DOUBLE TEH PRIZE!! Again!! Double the pointlessness 
So what are you waiting for?! It's so pointless it's pointless not to try and win some pointless! Why you still here?! Go 
