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Citizens to arms! (Posted by Kaie)

Kaie says:

Spinny...spin...spinny. Err. Ok, I'm a little dizzy now. Fortunately for a lot of TNOers, they're pretty good at all that spinning! Alas, there can only be one victor, and the fastest to complete this round's challenge is CeaselessRaine (merrytwotwotwo) who gets her shiny gold trophy, as well as a pair of Spinacle Sphere Earrings. Arte (quesse)is in close second, who gets her silver trophy, and a Colourful Gazebo. As usual, a little something goes to everyone else who qualified. This month's challenge has been posted, you better get your defenses up!

"That tower goes...where?"

Thursday, May 17 @ 02:43 AM

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FREAKY FASHION! (Now in space!) (Posted by Lena)

Lena says:

The INSANITY themed round of Freaky Fashion has wrapped up and we have our winners! Congratulations to aqualocket who won first prize and got herself a Roo Island Pier Background. Second place was close, but new_life_poundies won it in the end, and was awarded a Moltara City Background for her trouble.

Voting has now begun in the LOVE (or not) themed round of Freaky Fashion, and we have some very...errr...loving entries! Head on over to the voting booth and pick the best love (or not) outfit!

Lastly, our latest round of Freaky Fashion has also begun! This month's theme is SPACE THEMED! So break out those space helmets and get yourself to Kreludor! What are you waiting for? Dress your pet in the an outfit that's OUT OF THIS WORLD!

Tuesday, May 15 @ 04:26 AM

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That's a big problem you have there... (Posted by Marjo)

Marjo says:

There was a bit of delay, but a new round of the Caption Contest has finally begun! Last month�s winner is mycaritas, who won a copy of Kreating Kreludan Angles, congratulations!

If you�d like to take home a fancy prize yourself, why not try coming up with something witty for this round? And while you�re there, remember to have a look at the new entries and vote.

Wednesday, May 09 @ 02:13 PM

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April Showers Bring May Flowers! (Posted by Arte)

Arte says:

Unfortunately, this April was quite dry! Don't worry, I'm sure the May 'flowers' (a.k.a. prizes) will still bloom, but remember, TNO relies on on your generosity to stay afloat. And while you're at it, please consider donating real money towards our server costs, if you can spare it. Thank you!

The Glamorous Gourmet: thejinjer (Spicy Purblare Juice, Chocolate Kau Milk, 5k!)

Thursday, May 03 @ 07:16 AM

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One Bubble Too Many! (Posted by Kaie)

Kaie says:

Patient TNOers are patient! I'm glad a few of you have stepped up to the plate, or rather to the stack and beat a round of Pyramids. Did you manage to get a nice new trophy for your lookup as well? I hope you did! Anyway, Marjo (mj_1991) gets her first place trophy, as well as a Sakhmet Pottery Foreground for her efforts, and Janvix (janvic) takes a silver trophy, as well as a Geb Gajillionaire Scratchcard. Those who didn't quite make it still get something nice though . This month's challenge is already up, try and not play for too long though - you'll start seeing spots!

"And bounce, and pop!"

Thursday, April 12 @ 05:32 PM

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Wait, you haven't heard the punchline yet! (Posted by Marjo)

Marjo says:

Congratulations to TwilightFox0, who just won a Creepy Jhudora Potted Plant in the Caption Contest! Wait, hang on, is winning something like that even a good thing? It looks kinda dangerous�

Anyway, a new round has has just been launched, so if you have some time to spare in between all the Easter festivities, why not try and give it a shot? Also, we had some funny entries last month, so don�t forget to vote for your favourite!

Monday, April 09 @ 02:15 PM

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TNO Evaluation 2012 (Posted by Emma)

Emma says:

The Council are undertaking a project throughout April to hear YOUR feedback on many of the aspects of the guild, staff and activities. TNO's Evaluation 2012 is a questionnaire to be answered honestly by our members, and give both positive and constructively critical feedback so that the next few years can be shaped by what members want and need. An Evaluation of this sort has never been done before in TNO, so we want to use it as an opportunity to make a real difference!

On this page is an evaluation form, which we're asking you all to take the time to complete. You have three weeks to do so - entries will be gathered and looked at on April 29th. Make sure to read the text at the top of the page as it includes some more explanation about exactly why we're doing this, and what we want both you and ourselves to take from the exercise.

If you have any questions, queries, comments or feedback on the evaluation itself, get in touch with a council member at any time!

Click here to take part in TNO Evaluation 2012

Saturday, April 07 @ 02:05 AM

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March Donations (Posted by Arte)

Arte says:

It's that time again, folks!

Have you donated recently to your favourite Mall Shop or team? Now I know your favourite team is THS, but the other teams need love too! Just don't try hugging a TDW'er, that can't end well... Oh and, if you can spare it, the server wouldn't mind a bit of love either!

Here are our lovely donors for the month of March. Thank you everyone!

Main Guild Donations

04/03/2012 fishchan 100,000
08/03/2012 absolutesurrender 32,000
26/03/2012 marijke_shenkuu 250,000
29/03/2012 mycaritas 149,000

Server Cost Donations:
08/03/12 Rai
14/03/12 Arte
16/03/12 Gwennie

The Glamorous Gourmet: rein_ (25k)

Team Dark Will: mycaritas (Ten Dubloon Coin, White Chocolate Asparagus Souffle, Secret Laboratory Map x 6, Cucumber Salad, Koi Dumplings And Chokato), tommygurl307 (2x One Hundred Dubloon Coin, 5x Jhudora: Terms of Service), comet55525 (Secret Laboratory Map)

Team Bright Wit: Liriah (10k), Monica (5k)

Get Lucky!: faerie_thudora_girl (2 scratchcards!), Kaie (5 scratchcards!)

The Petpet Adoption Agency: staf01 (16 petpets!), shadowlime (1 petpet)

Tea & Tattered Pages: Scorchio_girl55 (1 book)

The Training Academy: Jenn (One Dubloon Coin, 2 Bottled Faeries), Vicky (45 Codestones, 3 Bottled Faeries), mycaritas (5k)

Friday, April 06 @ 12:19 PM

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Pixies Easter Fete (Posted by Lena)

Pixie Queen Lena says:

It appears that the Pixies are holding an Easter Fete ! How fun! You should definitely head on over there and check it out!

In other new and completely unrelated news, it appears that the Pixie Queen is in a bit of a...state. Perhaps she could use your help?

Remember, you do need to be a TNO Pixie in order to participate in our Fete and quests! But don't worry! You can always register!

Wednesday, April 04 @ 02:56 PM

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A Dream is a wish your heart makes... (Posted by Rilla)

Dreamer says:

Hi there, TNOers. With all the fabulous new colors that have come out lately for pets, The Dream Team just wanted to pop in and remind everyone of the fantastic feature we have here in TNO -- the Dream Pets Lists! We know fostering can be a hassle with remembering to list your pets everywhere when they're ready to go UFA or wondering if the little darling might get any interest in the new color it just got zapped. That's why it might be beneficial to take a moment and stop by our Members Dream Pets Listing as well as our Public Dream Pets List and see if there is anyone who has expressed interest in a pet of your color and species. Who knows, you might just find the perfect home for your little loved one and make a Neofamily even bigger and better!

We also want to hear your success stories! Have you recently welcomed that long sought-after pet into your Neohome? Did you happen to find them through our listings? Let us know! We always love to see and share happy endings like these.

As always, don't forget to update us if you would like to be added or removed from the listings for any reason. To be added, simply follow the posting guidelines on our forum thread. To be removed, you can also post in the thread or PM Dreamer.

Dream big, and good luck!

Saturday, March 17 @ 11:07 AM

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